He who does not fit through the needles eye…

Proposal of Contract

To:

Interlopers of Sovereignty

 

STATUS

 

I, Jamal K Windfall,  am in special appearance, for the record, hereby

 

Enclosed:

 

$1,000,000,000,000.00 Surety Bond, signed into existence hereby

 

*This contract establishes a Tacit Agreement NO EXPIRY

 

Terms and Conditions:

 

JURISDICTION IS CHALLENGED

NON CERTIFIED AUTHORITY

 

Penalities:

Banishment from all lands by Unanimous Decree 

 

WoodenChair Curriculum

Dear Initiate,

 

Congratulations! You have been accepted. This is your invitation. 

Carry it with you at all times 

 

Your schedule has arrived.

 

 

WoodenChair University

The Office of Ledgers and Screenings

 

 

SESSION 1 COURSE REGISTRATION

 

 (testing now in progress)

 

 

 

 Booby Trap Indentification and Elimination 210

 

Keeping A Crystal Eye  334

 

Catching and Returning Darts 102

 

Likely Story Filtration 203

 

Conceptual Acrobatics 101

 

 continuously dancin’ on ‘em – 101 

 

 

 

 

Def Jamal Windfall Poetry Society

LEAD THE HOOP SQUAD

 

He came off the bench sluggish

had 2 free throws, missed em both

that was 8th grade, 20 years ago

Those missed free throws cost us the game

 

Now I heard this dum ninja in the rap game

he loopin scratch beats

rappin real sweet

He never never ever ever seen the streets

hey neither did I

but I dont lie

 

He kinda too soft to spit hard facts, but he

try to act like black eyed peas

he try to act like he jurrassic 5

he try to appease but he got no steez

 

I just keep a tight fan base

couple throughbreds , couple crack heads

 

this ninja tryin to see colosseum bread

you cant fool your fans get picked apart

 

rap is an art

beats is math

 

see remember in practice you kept kissin a**

that got you minutes but I kiss the glass

 

you got dumped off you was naked

I never was handed I had to take it

so you was weak I was ready

The hoop squad was early lessons my ninja

we was sweating for no figgas my ninja

we had love in our heart for jays

dunks and kicks

sick assists

 

day after day

night in night out

we would keep ballin til they said

YO lights out!

then we step out walk home in the snow

nothing fancy at all

come back tomorrow

 

You know Jamal

quiet and hard

lead the revolution

lead the hoop squad

lead the hoop squad

lead the hoop squad

5 SENSES (apPARENT) EARTH LIMITS

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ELITE

 

R   I   C   H

 

M   I   D  D  L  E

 

P        O        O       R

 

W   A   S   T  E   L   A   N   D

 

 

First, lets get things in ORDER

THE CROWN (IMPERIAL,VESTED)

Long term business planners. Underwriters of THE GREAT CHARTER 

 

 

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (GLEBE,DEBTOR)

A corporation under royal charters. One ongoing project of exalted proprietors

 

 

DETECTABLE AUTHORITY (THE CRIME/LAW DICHOTOMY, Apparent REALITY)

Interchangable figureheads bound by a unified code of commerce and revokable liberties 

 

 

THE PROFANE HUMAN ANIMAL (UNENLIGHTENED STOCK, GENETIC DEGRADE )

A measured/logged economic unit. Property of the HIGH CHURCH under penalty of death

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 officials currently in power

 

 

ICBM - Inter Continental Ballistic Missle

 

MIRV - Multiple Independently targeted Re entry Vehicle

 

 

Thanks.

 

WINDFALL